missespeon:

my brain: there is literaly a 0 percent chance the fictional shit from creepy games will show up irl in your kitchen

me: but its dark and scary

bubsy3d:

i’m ready to fight all my mutuals

going to bed: will still be on skype for a it tho

notstarling:

having a friend that’s significantly younger than you

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sexbangs:

august 31st, 11:59pm

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september 1st, 12:00am

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youngstero:

the funniest thing in twilight is when bella thinks that the guy she has a crush on might be a vampire so she goes home and just googles the word “vampire” it’s ridiculous but also exactly what I would do in that situation

ur permanently fired. congratulations

fired from the fandom or fired from being ur friend

gothpornstar:

weloveshortvideos:

When Yo Parents Give You More Money Than You Asked 

Vine by MeechOnMars

DAMN SON TOO REAL

youngblackandvegan:

yeah no

i’m not one of those people that will preach unconditional sex positivity

because some people’s “kinks” are having sex with children

and rubbing their genitals on random people on the train

so na

miss me with the lectures about “kink shaming”

because there is a line

and way too many people cross it

most overdone gangsta edits include: baby nic or worrick covered in blood, looking pitiful, or that one writing room scene. nic smiling. nic angsting. alex singing. delico running on roof tops trying desperately to achieve erica’s level of greatness and failing like he does in every other aspect of his life like that fat little pug he is.